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Saturday, August 9, 2014

To Dearest Kelly...

The Rob Squad was trying out a new mascot when we got together to brainstorm party ideas for celebrating your birthday. 

We were all determined to keep your party elegant and classy, like you, but then
someone went and brought up this...

and it all went to the dogs!

We just couldn't get our mascot back on board, 
until we realized our feline friend is not so different from
us cougars and there was 
only one person who could bring
a smile to her face,
the same as he does for us. 

from DJ

 Happy birthday my rob squad sister!
I love you and I'm so glad after all this time we're still friends, in contact, & loving Rob! 
From Jeanette

From, kiTT

From, Lisa

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....Me likey sparkle!

And we're back to classy and elegant....

Okay, we were never gonna be classy and elegant, 
but at least we've got a new mascot, right?

Keep smiling! 
Have a great day, Kelly! 

The Rob Squad

Sunday, July 27, 2014

Birthday Wishes for 17ForeverLisa!

Lisa!!!! Has it been a year already since we showered you with birthday gifs?

What a year it has been! You know, it's not every day you get everything you wanted and everything you forgot to ask for!
(That's an Twilight quote referring to the baby!)

Guess Ryan was right about that Sh*rknado sequel, after all! 
(July 30th, will you be watching?)
But we won't dwell on that!

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So the Rob Squad is here to wish you ....

Wanna know why?

Wait for it....

Because we Cannes!

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The RobSquad
Jeanette, Kelly, DJ, & kiTT

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Memorial Day Weekend is for Remembering...

Memorial Day, the holiday, is for showing reverence as we remember those who have fought and died for our country. The sacrifices made for our freedom remain an ambiguity to many of us, but they are real.

The weekend leading up to the day is for remembering antics of this weekend of years ago with one of your good friends! During my college years, school was out by Memorial Day weekend, and I used to pack up my mustang and head to the beach for the weekend. Hilarity ensued. There were bars, and bands, and drinks, and boyfriends and guys that were not the boyfriends and good music. There are stories that I laugh so much at the thought of that I can barely speak the words to tell them. Do you have stories like that? I hope so!

Here's to reminiscing!

As I was looking at pics of Cannes Rob this week, ATP looked over my shoulder and laughed at me. "I still remember when we rented that movie and you said, 'I don't know what the big deal is about this guy and here you are still looking at him.'" Umm, yeah, he was talking about Twilight. I said that when Edward first walked into the cafeteria! The white makeup and lipstick threw me off. And I didn't know anything about him. Hadn't seen the Harry Potter movies. Only saw him on tv for a fan event. Girls were all lined up to see him. It wasn't until the dim lighting of the restaurant scene that it all became so clear! LOL!



So simple, and yet so moving. 

And because today is Kassie's birthday, I'll just throw in this!
May your love of love stories be epic!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

Friday, May 16, 2014

Special Birthday Wishes

Jeanette, Wishing you a 

I took a little trip down memory lane via my blog and looked back fondly on so many events you organized in the fandom. You were always willing to embrace new people--their ideas and talents. And though you may have stepped away for more RL adventures, none of that has been forgotten.

But your ole pal, Jenny from the Block, wants you to know the blocks, streets, corners, alleys, and parks are all kind of empty without you. We miss you around the 'hood.

Double 'hooded and waiting for the bus. 
Look how lonely he is. 

So today, the squad has been called home...getting together
to blow out some candles with you Jeanette and to celebrate you and all things Rob...

     ... in the 'hood! 

"Do you have room for just one more...pick me."

Sorry Justin--No. We've already got a talented singer lined up.

Party music...


"Won't you please, won't you please, please won't you be my neighbor?" 
Happy Birthday from Lisa

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Years we wasted coloring and watching Brady Bunch on tv all because Rob wasn't born yet. 


When your love for Rob extends to embracing his friends, too! *cough Pirate Radio cough*


When you tell people how much you love Harry Potter, you are really only referring to "Goblet of Fire."


The state of feeling penetrated by the stare of one perfect picture of Rob!


The state of being able to add Rob to just about any facet of your life! 


Feeling as though if Rob only knew how much work you've put into supporting his career, he'd insist on paying you handsomely.


Rob's birthday gift to you later. *wink*

Happy Birthday from kiTT!

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Happy Birthday from DJ!

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Happy Birthday from Kelly! 

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Love, The RobSquad

Thursday, February 13, 2014

A Valentine's Snow Day

Most of you have come to hear about and even witness some of my "big" ideas (remember the campaign to get Kellan shirtless in BD 2?), but it seems my 7-year-old has me far beat when it comes to really thinking brazen and big!

Yesterday my daughter wore her black leotard and a red tutu to her dance class for Valentine's Day. The ribbon on the tutu has hearts on it. She looked adorable and was in a good mood after class. When she came home she laid this one on me.

"Hey Mom, how about if I be cupid for Valentine's Day?" 


She picks up her Merida (from Brave) bow and arrow set that her Grammy gave her for Christmas. "I'll dress up like Cupid and go around the neighborhood and give out treats!"

"Umm, mini, do you know how Cupid dresses?" (said in my Chandler Bing voice)

Mini laughs. "Yep, in underwear."

"So, you're gonna go around the neighborhood dressed just in your underwear in the name of love?"

Mini laughs more and says,"Yeah!" Like it's the best idea in the world. 

And speaking of my favorite little wing man...wing girl, that is, who is most into Valentine's Day. Mini was very excited about the thought of Daddy buying me the works, so we discussed the things I'd like to have and she said she would tell Daddy. But she forgot. So with the pending snow, I had mini call and leave a message for Mr. ATP yesterday morning at his office while he was on his way in. 

I coached her a bit and she was doing really well remembering telling Daddy that she thought Mom would like to have white, pink, and dyed red daisies this year with glitter on them so they sparkle like Edward. She was doing great on her own until I encouraged her to say that he might want to look into ordering those today because of the upcoming storm. She ended with an "Okay, Daddy? So I'll see you later." And I threw in an "I love you" for her to end with to which she replied, "I love you, too!" 

Then I cracked up laughing and so did mini. 

Bottom line. If you are going to use your child as your wing man, expect a comedic element to the exchange. 

Sweet Mr. ATP did come home last night with a modest bouquet of daisies in varying colors red, pink, white, and lavender with sparkles on them and he had stopped at the Red Box and rented the movie, "Austenland" for me. I had thought this movie was going to be out in theaters early this year, but I guess it went straight to DVD. It was a very cute movie--a bit dragging in the middle--but the end was very rewarding in a fanfiction-twist kind of way! Highly recommend it to you gals if you are looking for something to watch while snowed in today! (The ad before this trailer had a little Rob in it!) 

As for mini, she exclaimed how pretty the flowers were and then requested that she would like Daddy to buy her red roses. o.O Give a mini a cookie, and she'll ask for a Venetian dessert table. 

Happy Valentine's Day! 
And may the odds be ever in your favor 
to be poked with
Rob's arrow!

Missed being here! Miss you guys!

Tuesday, October 29, 2013

A Very Merry UN-Birthday to you, DJ!

Dear DJ,

What's up with the clocks in our little fantasy world?

As summer ended, I swear the RobSquad each fell down their own rabbit hole and we've all lost track of time! And well...it's been sad. 

Like...most heartbreaking song in the world sad....

And now look what happened....

We missed your birthday!

But know that we are Mad as a Hatter about you!

Come to think of it, we're all mad here!

Still, we're having a tea party for you to celebrate!

I'll lead the way...Follow me...but careful where you step....

Are there mome rathbones? 

Wait a minute...
I can only think of one thing in relation to Jackson that is so similarly colorful....

But...not going to go there! 

Your UN-Birthday is a good time to think about the big questions.

"Who are you?"

for all the things you do! All the time you take to check in with your fandom friends
and send along pictures and videos of our shared personal interests!

And in a show of good manners...

We say thank you! 

What would we do DJ, without you?

Wishing you a very, merry 

We're all here to celebrate with you, of course!

(Of course, graphic made by 17ForeverLisa!)

Why, it's our UN-Birthday, too!

RobSquad and friends

PS:  And singing telegram from mini!